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You've all heard of the $Becky Index, well may I present to you, the Karen Index. Companies and products used by Karens. I'm going to continue my DD as to whether this could be a good hedge or for bears as Karen's love returning stuff to retailers for a refund. However, Karen's tend to have more disposable income than Becky's and I truly believe this could out perform the SP 500

- $KSS: Kohl's Corporation, Karen's love Big Box Stores, and Kohl's is no different.

- $GM: Karen's love big SUV's and well, GM sells numerous large SUV's: Chevy Tahoe and Suburban, The Cadillac Escalade and the GMC Yukon/Denali.

- $RGS: Regis Corp, owns numerous chain hair salons such as SuperCuts.

- $OR:PA: L'Oreal Paris, what do Karen's need to maintain those haircuts? Hairspray and lots of it. L'Oreal comes to the rescue for our Karens having a bad hair day.

- $TJX: TJ Maxx, another big box retailer Karen's love

- $RCL: Karen's love cruises for vacations, screw experiencing the raw culture that comes with visiting cities or countries, give this Karen bottomless Mimosa's on the endless drink & beverage package, and she's a very happy lady, until she gets cut off.

- $DIS: Karen's tend to have children, and kid's love Disney. If they're not passed out on a sun chair on the deck of the Oasis of the Seas they're nursing a hangover in Disney World, putting on a brave face for the kids.

- $YELP: Where do Karens go to when they can't complain in public? YELP!

- $DRI: owner of Olive Garden, creator of endless breadsticks.

- $FB: When you want your friends and family to hear your grievances with the world, where do you go? Facebook.

- $WMT: Walmart, same as TJX.

- $TM OR $HMC: Toyota Motor Company or Honda Motor Company, If Karen's don't have a Suburban in the driveway, then they have a Sienna or Odyssey to ferry their Mason's and Jessyca's around in.

- $MCD: When Karen's are in a rush home from dance recital or soccer practice and Mason and Jessyca are hungry, you best believe she's stopping at McD's to yell at the drive thru cashier.



Submitted February 23, 2021 at 11:49PM by NEEDAUSERNAME10 https://ift.tt/2NVXayA

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