When my wife asked what she wanted for Christmas, she said to me "Nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace." So I bought her nothing. (x-post /r/oneliners) Mr Cheaply On 10:21 AM http://ift.tt/2BK2I3V Submitted December 07, 2017 at 12:56PM by johnabbe http://ift.tt/2jrJcT1